An Ode To Ms. Perfect

To someone who is a cleanliness freak
To someone who thinks mythology has nothing to do with myth
To someone who hates New Zealand without ever visiting South Island
To someone who reads tarot cards with her best female friend
To someone who believes deeply in God
To someone who believes in Destiny
To someone who thinks she can Bajao an ass on a friend's dinner
To someone who doesn't know that she's too sweet to do that
To someone who has dinner at 6
To someone who can look through your face when angry
To someone who can txt messages at the speed of light
To someone who cannot decide if she has to wear a necklace or earrings the next morning
To someone who can be late to office because she took 2 hours to get ready
To someone who looks beautiful when chirpy
To someone who makes you feel sad when troubled
To someone who is proud of her country and culture
To someone who is as sweet as the sweetest sugar
To someone who smiles at the mention of being Ms. Perfect
To someone who apparently doesn't like French Coffee
To someone who has made coffee at BECA a pleasure
To someone who I shall never forget
To someone as perfect as the day of 22 June 1986

For Someone who satisfies the above conditions -
Wish you a very happy birthday.
Cheers to Ms. Perfect.