Sach ka Saamna

The rules are thus…
RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent
RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

INNOCENT. Never .. sounds so gross

Asked someone to marry you?

GUILTY. Many a times playfully .. thankfully not meaning even once

Ever told a lie?

Hopelessly GUILTY. Bad question - Should be the opposite - Ever told a truth ?

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back?

GUILTY. Yes yes.. for one long period.

Kissed a picture?

GUILTY.

Slept in until 5 PM?

GUILTY.

Danced on a table in a bar?

INNOCENT. Waiting for a chance to commit the guilt.

Fallen asleep at work/school?

GUILTY for school, GUILTY for work. School was fine, but I have just realised that it's easier at work.

Been suspended from school?

INNOCENT. Have been at the verge of 1 many a times in class 11 & 12.. but unfortunately ...

Worked at a fast food restaurant?

INNOCENT. Always wanted to - my parents were dread against the idea. Had even thought of working in a call centre for a month of vacations - never actually materialized.

Stolen from a store?

GUILTY. Latest was when me and my MRT girl(friend ???) went in to Haigen Daas - Ate a huge sundae and walked out without paying. Realised it when we were just about to take a cab - but then decided against going back - taking the logic that it's their "poor customer service" - and Singapore has too many people for him to remember our faces anyways.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

GUILTY. Have actually spit it out on people in front of me also.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

INNOCENT. Never struck me.

Kissed in the rain?

Partly GUILTY. Kissed after being drenched in the rain.

Sat on a roof top?

GUILTY. IIT Delhi convo sloping roof - with our legs hanging in the air.

Sang in the shower?

GUILTY.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

INNOCENT. Have always wished this would happen - but never actually happened.

Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

GUILTY.

Shot a gun?

INNOCENT

Donated Blood?

GUILTY. I am a scared chicken.

Eaten alligator meat?

INNOCENT. WTF !!!

Still love someone you shouldn’t?

Thankfully INNOCENT now.

Liked someone, but will never tell who?

GUILTY. Dil ke baat hamesha muhn par lao .. nahi to chidiya ud jaeygey .... Though in my case waise bhi udd hi jatey hai :D

Been too honest?

GUILTY. Too many times - specially with people I love. Have realised it the hard way - that complete honesty is not the best policy. Refer to:

http://undercurrents-of-the-soul.blogspot.com/2009/05/friends.html

Kissed someone you shouldn’t?

INNOCENT. Unfortunately.

Ruined a surprise?

GUILTY. Believe in too much frankness.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards?

GUILTY. Again happens all the time - has even left a mark on me .. read Junior Kothari.

Erased someone in your friends list?

GUILTY. Deleted my gf when we used to fight - realised it was too kiddish

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)?

GUILTY. Sealed lips.

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?

GUILTY. Thankfully !!!

Had communication with your ex?

GUILTY. And i won't like to call that being guilty. :)

Got totally drunk on the night before exam?

GUILTY. Have walked in drunk into an exam. Some stupid value education presentation - Cheers to Prateek Arora for that :)