One of the few times when I read the news on the net - I crashed into this :P
Singapore A380 Sex
2 Questions -
1. Why the fuck do they care ?
2. How the fuck will they know ?
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Monday, June 25, 2007
India v/s America
Again read somewhere on orkut:
An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butterAnd jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts aconversation.American: "You Indians eat the whole bread?"
Indian (coolly): "Of course."American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to India."
The American has a smirk on his face.The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not reply.The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight in the American's eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!!!
An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butterAnd jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts aconversation.American: "You Indians eat the whole bread?"
Indian (coolly): "Of course."American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to India."
The American has a smirk on his face.The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not reply.The American refuses to take the cue and persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight in the American's eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!!!
Friday, June 15, 2007
An eye match
I boarded the metro for union station washington dc ... or should i say i boarded the eyes of that beautiful girl in the green dress ...I sat down on the seat ... my eyes sat down in hers ... sitting opposite me but quite far away ... let us say on the coach was this damsel wid blonde hair .. and beautiful green eyes ... wearing a polka dotted skirt ... which unfortunately was quite upto the kness ..
p.s. the average skirt length in the usa in summers is the miniskirt ... so a skirt upto the knees is a quite long skirt ..
At first our eyes just grazed pass each other .. but that was not enough .. I decided to be naughty .. I continuosly stared into her eyes wid a smug expression .. an expression which meant that I know you'll look the other way ...However I realized that this is not India where the bhartai nari is supposed to be sharmele ...lol ... excuse me girls who consider themselves to be very modern and forwardlooking yet still look away when a guy stares at u ...
Hence I was in for a tough eye match with neither side in the mood for relenting .. eyes did look the other way .. but only for a galnce .. again to stare at each other ...
a strange kind of enjoyment filled me ... to flirt wid sum1 totally unknown in a strange land .. that too without a word...i thought of a one night stand ... however my mind promptly reminded me of my committments ... and after all the journey and the anticipation of the reward is much more important than the reward itself !!!
I was reeling in such thoughts when ...
the climax .. her winning streak .. SHE WINKED !!! ... it wasnt just CHECK it was straight CHECKMATE !
She winked and I lost ... firstly coz I wasnt sure that she actually did it .. so I didnt wink back .. and secondly coz by the time I realised it when I saw her laughing it was too late ... quite dissapointed I gladly realised that my station had come .. quite surprusingly I also saw her getting up ...decided that it was my chance to get back I let her go ahead of me ... up the escalator ...
the escalator was abt a 5min journey ... (im not exaggerating ...its really long here )...
and during those 5 min my eyes were constantly on her.... she turned and caught my eye ... and quickly got away .... she got the message ..U WON BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IM LOST
and then in those thoughts of that girl in the green dress I boarded the bus for home ...
p.s. the average skirt length in the usa in summers is the miniskirt ... so a skirt upto the knees is a quite long skirt ..
At first our eyes just grazed pass each other .. but that was not enough .. I decided to be naughty .. I continuosly stared into her eyes wid a smug expression .. an expression which meant that I know you'll look the other way ...However I realized that this is not India where the bhartai nari is supposed to be sharmele ...lol ... excuse me girls who consider themselves to be very modern and forwardlooking yet still look away when a guy stares at u ...
Hence I was in for a tough eye match with neither side in the mood for relenting .. eyes did look the other way .. but only for a galnce .. again to stare at each other ...
a strange kind of enjoyment filled me ... to flirt wid sum1 totally unknown in a strange land .. that too without a word...i thought of a one night stand ... however my mind promptly reminded me of my committments ... and after all the journey and the anticipation of the reward is much more important than the reward itself !!!
I was reeling in such thoughts when ...
the climax .. her winning streak .. SHE WINKED !!! ... it wasnt just CHECK it was straight CHECKMATE !
She winked and I lost ... firstly coz I wasnt sure that she actually did it .. so I didnt wink back .. and secondly coz by the time I realised it when I saw her laughing it was too late ... quite dissapointed I gladly realised that my station had come .. quite surprusingly I also saw her getting up ...decided that it was my chance to get back I let her go ahead of me ... up the escalator ...
the escalator was abt a 5min journey ... (im not exaggerating ...its really long here )...
and during those 5 min my eyes were constantly on her.... she turned and caught my eye ... and quickly got away .... she got the message ..U WON BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IM LOST
and then in those thoughts of that girl in the green dress I boarded the bus for home ...
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Just saw on a website...
Just saw on a youth hostel website(USA) with mixed dorms:
Couples must book seperate beds.
Also there was a twin mixed dorm ... lol ... nice concept huh!
Couples must book seperate beds.
Also there was a twin mixed dorm ... lol ... nice concept huh!
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